if my jokes offend you:
- i’m sorry
- it won’t happen again
- 1 & 2 are lies
- you’re a pussy
(Source: 69shadesofgray, via teandwhiskey)
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You should have heard by now from the news and at twitter about what happened in my country…
.. I’m fucking crying.
(Source: fonbaligi)